Weekend madness

Yes it is that time again! Its Friday and that means to most people two sweet nights of decadent drinking and good times! Caught this chick in action the other night. - maybe not one of her proudest moments..

 

Spider spider on the wall...

Click here if u wanna see some fun shit. 

Snowboard on swedish television!

Go vote!! Even if your not from around here.. Help the swedes.

http://www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/sportitv/article3842856.ab

All u gotta do is find "snowboard" in the right upper corner.

PONY TALE!!

Actionhorsefilms put their movie online for free!! Check it out or go download your own copy at actionhorsefilms.com 

IF ITS FREE, ITS FOR ME, ILL TAKE THREE!! Go get it.

Pony Tale from Actionhorse Films on Vimeo.

Snowboardslams aint shit..

If u think snowboarding crashes suck, check this out. Feather weight boys without muscles. 

This guy is just amazing though. 

Knut Eliassen

Knut is a sick guy, amazing dude in all ways. Anyways.. In our new movie Pony Tale he tells Jakob he shouldnt be ashamed he has a smaller penis than the ant when he was peeing. One night in Salt Lake City we put a picture of Knut underneeth a piece of glas that was covering the table. Next time we got back we found the picture with something added on there.... =)

                                                        "Look for me and my tiny penis"

We have a colorful country when the sun shines!

Right now im back in Sweden before i need to see the sun. This is what it looks like on a beutiful day. On a bad day its grey and totally dark.. Soon the real 24h darkness will arrive. Not cool.

Tatts, gotta love em.

For u who havent met me since summer started.. This is what i look like since mid may and more is coming up. 

We got our first hater..

Facebook is where i got this amazing message. 

It says "clean up your blog abit, its not cool ....for u guys"

Well, we are back and we are bigger dicks then before.. ..cunts if u like..

Is it an orange??

Nope its actually the back of my front. I hooked up with my buddy Ola a while ago and he made me try his newly purchased Indian spike mat. I must say that after the first minutes of pain it actually became rather pleasant and made me want to have one myself. with over 6000 pressure points i'ts bound o be good for ya!  

Gone fishing..

Went to my parents summer place in mid Sweden to chill for a few days. It turned out I got there just in time for the annual Crayfishing premiere! (well sneak preview at least)  Anyways after a hard nights work we pulled a bunch of these bad boys out of the lake! Once you´ve  cooked them after great great grandmas secret recipe they taste like heaven! 

Norway but the other way.

When we weren´t jumping cliffs we did some serious boarding in the 20mph winds that seemed to like us. This is what it looked like, its not a beutiful sight but it sure was hella fun.

The best sandwich in La Suede.

On our pretty little island where we live we have one of swedens most beutiful cafe, beutiful view and a nice place to hang. We decided to go one day and try out the winner of the sandwich swedish championships and see if it was worth the gold. As the testers we had Hampus, Stefan and Maja just sando lovers no real experience.

Jennie Strömberg is the name of the girl that came up with it.

This is what the beuty looked like.

Hampus says - Not so stoked about it, mostly dry bread and not a good sando, i would way rather eat my homemade ones with cheese and kalles.

Stefan says - Not sure why it won gold. Good combination of flavours but the bread is dry as a bag of oatrolls so it shouldnt have anything to do with the top sandos in sweden.

Maja says - With such impressive substance i have to say it didnt fulfill my dreams. The biggest disappointment was the bread, it gave me nothing and it was dry. The substance in the sando even got some "wetspots" around the edges which reminded me of my childhood lunchbox in school. Anyhow, the substance was perfect but i do think the combo was just a big "jämtländskt" bragg about how much good food we have in the northern part of sweden. My sum up would be that its not the best one. Because when i ate it, it didnt really "fuck me in the mouth" so to speak. It was a sandwich, not much more. I did have to go back and try it again though but i would never take a friend there that is travveling by.

No big deal, bigger than Tiger Woods!

Me and my friend Mikael just got as big and famous as Tiger Woods, no big deal. We are in the new issue of Svensk Golf (Swedish Golf) which is the worlds biggest golf magazine. Good day at Storsjöbygdens GK. Jakob hooked us up, we could almost call him my new manager.

Photos by www.mattiasfredriksson.com

My DICK!

Im not the biggest hiphop/rap fan but this is a song that i could listen to every day of the week. Freaking amazing lyrics and he seems like one awesome dude too. I gotta say, rap is the shit.. Or atleast Mickey Avalon is!

Awesomeness

If you thought that the last video looked like fun.. Well check this out. This guy is hella awesome!

Norway

We went to Norway for a couple of days, the country we love to hate. We found out a new thing to spend our precious time on. Jumping cliffs. This is one of the many we hit up. No Travis Rice trippleflippin here, straight airs are underated. Next time your onboard try a method.

Schtekare.

Here is a short explanation of the word Schtekare, its in swedish though. Check out the two gaydudes in the end. Real schhhhhteeeek! 

Summerhouse..

Without really understanding what ive done i just happend to have the highest bid on a summerhouse in sweden. Apparently its mine.. Kind of.. After this weekend ill know. Its a pretty damn sweet house though. 30 min from ÖSD, 110kvm, 25kvm guesthouse by a lake that is not as big as storsjön (biglake) and not as cold. Im gonna learn how to swim again, jihoo. Here is some pics below on the precious, my precious so far... Ill invite u all for the first party on the one and only site, facebook. If your not on there go hook yourself up.. www.facebook.com

Midsummer in Leksand, ÖSD vs LSD!!

Second phase, the follow through..

Just recovered, actually able to walk and talk again from our little excursion to the southern parts of sweden, well not so south but far less north then ösd. Yes- It was time for the anual midsummer celebration in the heart of all midsummer celebrations leksand with a big L.

This is the time when people come to celebrate the fruition of the summer and raise the biggest fallos symbol on the planet to please the Gods for good crops. It is also a time when people, young and old, invade the small township for two days of good times..

 We have joined this party/celebration/folkfest for the past ten years, that makes us pros so we decided to doouble up and do it for four days!! 

Enough said, photos says more then our simple and not so college words.

Like we said, we have been here before and this is why the lack of photos...

Another party, a lot more rain. Miss Cinderella with her biggest fan Marilyn Monroe. 

Ösd Locals preparing for the ultimate "små grodorna" dance (little frogs dance)

LSD locals. The host and half of her man. Vicky and Martin. Why all the funky smokes we wondered?

 

One big hole (Gropen) and a pole plus 20 000 people wanting to dance. Can it get any better then this? 

Midgets in folklore costumes.. Beware they are everywhere.

The Falks. Beware again they might try and get into your head.

"Hey we thought we were as far away from stureplan as possible" Was the comment we got when we popped our bottle of champas. Theree minutes later they popped theirs..

Stureplan is a schtekarställe. (friersplace) Try and say the qoute using a nasal voice to get the right feel.

 

Mika Edin liking his booze just like a schtekare.

"Hey I need your glove! I´ll give you 500sek for it" Was the infamous words that came out of Hampus mouth right before the purchase. If you want to give a guy a weapon of mass destruction- make it soft. Brrrrap!

Party POOPER! check out the guy to the left. He is your classic party pooper. Not the kind to have around for your 5am after party. If you don´t wanna play, go to bed. Lame ass people like that should really be given some kind of happy drug. Im guessin X would be sweet.

This guy on the other hand is always up for a party! Mats the local wino spreading his wisdom..

..and gaming skills.

You feelin lucky?? Last night of boozing at the local chinese restaurant/nightclub Lucky House calls for a nice dress up. Fourth day out and over it, next year thats the place to be on it. Holy shit is our words.

Micke, our man and fellow gypsi knows when its time for a nap!

Who can get closest to the pin? 5 30 am and the pin is a 13th century hutt.. Suddenly changes to a big RV with people naping.

Last people standing.. Almost.

 

Created on a day of total boredom!

Sooo..

Here we are once again, online, connected to the WorldWideWeb but nothing to do. What the heck do people do online? 

Is this really our vacation? Too tired to move after a hefty weekend of sports and boozing, mostly boozing and far to tired to press the refresh button on facebook over and over so this is the best idea we could come up with..

So who are we? Bros, dudes, friends, homies, roomies or whatever u wanna call it. We go way back, didnt start out to smooth though since we hated eachother in the beginning. -But hey, people and feelings can change. 

Sooo.. Here we are, online, connected to the WorldWideWeb actually doing something. Keep coming back to see more of our upsidedown sideways life. (it will hopefully get more interesting then this)

First funny thing that happened starting the blog was this.....

"Surel" means grumpy electricity in swedish, a good word to put in your brains.